The Top 5 Things I Like to do Since I Became "Mom."

1. Drive in the car alone. In complete silence.
2. Sit at home on the couch alone. In complete silence.
3. Go to the bathroom alone. In complete silence.
4. Do my hair, make-up and/or brush my teeth alone. In complete silence.
5. Go to Target alone. In complete silence.

I'm sensing a theme here, no?

It's amazing how going pee all by myself without someone trying to wipe my "tutu" can make me so damn happy.


Note: I LOVE my kid and LOVE spending time with her. Mama needs her time too. I'm just sayin.